If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
YOU OVERDOSED ON BACON
(Source: serski, via whyareyousodistantnow)
I’m so sorry. I’m so fucking sorry. For bothering you, for being moody, for being a mess, for being too much to handle. I always fuck things up.
(Source: forever90s, via strxssed-teen)